What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Penis

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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