Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Jaden McMichael

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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