Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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