Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Anything involving women..

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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John Stamos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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