When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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My name is Harry.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Tell you something funny.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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