Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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