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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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