How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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