Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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