Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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