Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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She said no

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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