What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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oh hai

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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