What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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