What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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