who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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I hate long jokes -_-

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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