- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

woman's rights

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Your mama's so fat.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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