What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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