- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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