How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Women's rights.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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