Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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