Kim Kardashian got a job.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Your mom.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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