- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Romans rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

mc hammers income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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