- Anti Joke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.