what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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alston wang

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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