- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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