- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

you know whats funny the letter Q

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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