how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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do you want to hear a joke?

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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