- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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