- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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