- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Gangnam style

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Thumbs this down

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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