Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Yo momma so fat, she died.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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