Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Knock knock --Come in.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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