Potassium? K.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Chicken

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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