- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Top Gear USA

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

women's rights

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Anti Joke

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