Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Anti Joke

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