a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

So, same time tomorrow then?

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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