Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Sophie Cameron is Gay

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

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