Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

This sentence is false.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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