what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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