What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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