what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Gangnam style

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

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