roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Mike tyson

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Knock Knock! Come in!

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

kevin kim

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

i'm funny

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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