LIFE :(

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Cheese stick

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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why do you care?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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