- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Ron Paul for President!

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What time is it? Refrigerator

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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