What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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