Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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a man is running away

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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TOBUSCUS

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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