Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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