What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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