wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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colby doesnt shave

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Woman Rights

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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