- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Snarf Nuggets

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Woman's rights.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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