Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Take off your shoes.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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vaginas

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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