- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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