- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Men's Sports

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Women's rights

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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