how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Gangnam style

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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