Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Penisland

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A Jew! Bless you.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Tell you something funny.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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