- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take off your shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Chinese drivers.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

vaginas

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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