- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

A homosexual walks into a church

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What's funnier than 24? 25

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Your mom is so fat...

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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