What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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