What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

AIDS

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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