knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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