- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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