What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

women's rights

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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