Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

you know whats funny the letter Q

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

knock knock Come in!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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