Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Barack Obama.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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