how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A woman's opinion

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Fags are gay.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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It’s dead.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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