I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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obamas trench

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Anti Joke

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