Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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