Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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