Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A woman's opinion

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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